I’m not going on dates. I don’t want to go on dates with anyone. It’s a terrible idea and a waste of time and I’m like. Like. I’m like a grenade. I’m a grenade and at some point I’m going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay? I’m a grenade. I just want to stay away from people and read books and think… I’m not depressed. I don’t need to get out more. And I can’t be a regular teenager, because I’m a grenade.
john green (the fault in our stars)